Drivel Starved Nation, Got a headache yet? I would if I were you. Think about this, I’ve spent 7 months of my life figuring out how to become the laughing stock of the internet. This is my way of sharing the pain headed my way. Here’s clue #4, this component is 77mm in length. Milled from aluminum and it is known internally as “the rack”. 
-John
Is electricity required when this is in use?
No.
A miter box.
No.
Finger jointer?
Does it cut dovetails?
No.
No.
Black knob storage rack?
Pantograph?
🙂
No.
No.
https://www.bridgecitytools.com/default/pg-27-pantograph.html
Cut square holes and mortises?
Shoji maker?
Well, you gave away the answer when you said you have spent the last seven months on this thing- no one puts that much effort into anything unless it involves bacon, so it must be a bacon maker.
No.
No.
No. But I smell bacon…thanks for that.