"People ask me what I would most appreciate for my eighty-seventh birthday, I tell them, a paternity suit."— George Burns
Dear Drivel Starved Nation;
I have some really cool news regarding the Chopstick Master but I am going to save it until next week because it might get cooler… Continue reading
"I never run with scissors. Those last two words were unnecessary."— Unknown
Drivel Starved Nation-
John here, your favorite tool Potentate with a little news and some updates.
If you were not aware, we are about ready to enter our 33rd year. This fact explains the letter I received yesterday for “Discount Crematory Services”… If I am truly too stupid to quit Bridge City Tool Works, what makes me smart enough to croak in time for their big sale — what were these people thinking?
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